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Wine: The glue holding this shitshow together

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We’ve created this wine label to at least get a small chuckle out of the shitshow. Perfect for a teacher gift, secret santa present or New Years celebration toast.

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Be My Guest Design’s wine labels are a great gift idea

Our range of pre-designed wine labels have been used for birthdays, hen’s nights and for secret santa gifts. Cheer up a friend with a funny wine label, announce a pregnancy or celebrate a milestone such as a wedding anniversary or engagement.

Customise wine bottles for conferences, weddings, as bridal party gifts or decorating mini Champagne bottle labels for a fun bridal shower or hen’s night treat. Commemorative wine labels are a thoughtful wedding anniversary, engagement or wedding gift. Custom labels paired with a beautiful vintage wine make a thoughtful wedding gift. Or use them to say thank you to your loved ones for their support with wedding planning.

These wine labels are printed onto self-adhesive matte polypropylene (PP). This means your sticker will survive chilling in the fridge, is waterproof, and can be recycled at end of life.

All our wine and beer labels are designed, printed and shipped from Mosgiel, 20 minutes south of Dunedin, NZ. The full range of wine labels can be found and ordered online, but a limited range is also available on display at our studio/printery if you want to drop in.

Check out our tips for removing the existing wine label and applying your custom wine label.

As lovers of stationery, we also have lots of pretty accessories available

You can find matching Greeting Cards and Thank You Cards to go with your wine labels:

You’ll also find some matching stationery on the website suitable for special occasions:

Wine and Beer Label Size Guide

Every bottle of alcohol available (still wine, champagne, sparkling, beer, cider etc) has labels that are different sizes and shapes. But with some trial and error we’ve figured out a range of label shapes and sizes that cover off most bottles.

label sizes comparison

  • Be My Guest’s standard wine label stickers are 89mm wide by 105mm high. This size suits most wine bottles, spirit bottles… can even work on big bots of beer if you so desire. These wine labels work best with a tall, straight-sided wine bottle. This lets you avoid wrinkles in your gorgeous wine label!
  • Our personalised beer labels are 86mm wide by 76mm high. 
  • An oversized spirit label option works for some of the larger spirit bottles on the market. These are 100 wide by 135mm tall. (It’s worth measuring up the space for a label on your preferred bottle of whisky or gin to see what size will fit best, as the wine bottle label might be a better fit in some cases.)
  • Gifting small bottles of bubbles or wanting to personalise mini champagne bottles for a hen’s night, bridal shower or special occasion? The 70mm wide by 50mm high mini wine labels are a great choice. 
  • Custom wine label shapes and sizes are available – select the size you need to fit your label within and then complete the Customisation field with what measurements or shape you would like.

I like this design but I want to change colours/customise it, can I?

Yes! Changes to the colours, fonts, wording, size and shape of the wine labels are not an issue. We can even add your company logo and a personal message for a unique gift. Just pop your requirements in the Customisation field for a flat fee per set of wine labels. One of our designers will be in touch with a draft before it gets printed (within a couple of working days of your order).

You can add names and a date (such as a wedding date or birthday) for a small fee. Labels with these straight-forward personalisations are sent directly to print.

Wholesale Wine Labels

Wholesale orders of our wine labels and retail packaging are welcome, please contact us for more information.


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